Sign Hacks

Please send any pics with funny mistranslanted captions.  For example, I took this pic in a public bathroom (for comedy's sake and definitely not for anything that would trigger Chris Hansen to unexpectedly pop out) and thought the translation could be just as plausible as the actual use based on the illustration.  Let's use our collective hivemind and get some more hilarious ones.  I'll post the creme de la half dozen and I'll find some sort of interesting bacon-based prize for the funniest submission.

Once we get a bunch more, I'll get my brother to start a site that we'll eventually sell to the cheezburger network!

"Press button, dispense bacon"

FOTY