Friday, July 15, 2011

Is Someone Finally Selling Dog Crap Powder?


Hey Marketing brethren, I'm going to hereby call this phenomenon the Dog Crap Powder Fallacy.  It's where you need to qualify the call-to-action ("Drop 30 lbs") with a point of parity (by sprinkling this tasteless powder on your food).  Otherwise, I'm sure I could get you not to eat your food and therefore drop your precious weight with a number of other things as well: hammerin' nails, fingernails, mouse crap, titmouse crap (I get paid by the Titmouse Awareness Board everytime I mention their species), diced beets (beets are gross), and human ashes.

I think you get the picture.  I purposefully did not click on this link because I want to believe someone is selling dog crap powder.  Finally. 

Titmousily yours,
FOTY